Contrast Poem

1.   I am not a phone so you cannot use me,

I am not a phone so you cannot hung me up,

I am not a phone so I cannot entertain you,     

I am not a phone so I cannot answer you,

I am not a phone so you cannot throw me.

     

      2. I am not a disease so you cannot cure me,

I am not a disease so you cannot harm on me,

I am not a disease so I cannot frighten you, 

I am not a disease so you cannot fight on me,

I am not a disease so I cannot lose your hope.

3. I am not a slipper so you cannot wear me,

 I am not a slipper so you cannot step on me,

I am not a slipper so I cannot take you,

I am not a slipper so you cannot use me,

I am not a slipper so you cannot throw me.

 4.  I am not a knife so I cannot slice you,

 I am not a knife so I cannot cut you into pieces,

I am not a knife so you cannot use me as a weapon,

I am not a knife so you cannot sell me,

I am not a knife so you cannot pile me.

5.  I am not a farm manager so I cannot define your problem,

I am not a farm manager so I cannot analyze your problem,

I am not a farm manager so I cannot develop alternative solution to your problem,

I am not a farm manager so I cannot decide the best solution to your problem,

I am not a farm manager so I cannot implement the solution into action to your problem.

6.  I am not a Facebook so you cannot add me,

I am not a Facebook so I cannot accept you,

I am not a Facebook so you cannot design me,

I am not a Facebook so I cannot update you,

I am not a Facebook so you cannot locate me. 

7.    I am not a math so you cannot solve me,

I am not a math so you cannot analyze me,

I am not a math so I cannot give you any problem,

I am not a math so you cannot calculate me,

I am not a math so you cannot add me.

8. I am not a gift so you cannot give me to others,

I am not a gift so you cannot rap me,

I am not a gift so you cannot use me as a present,

I am not a gift so I cannot accept,

I am not a gift so I cannot reject you.

9. I am not a radio so I cannot entertain you,

I am not a radio so you cannot turn me on,

I am not a radio so I cannot listen to you,

I am not a radio so you cannot sing with me,

I am not a radio so you cannot turn me off.

10. I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you hit me ,

                               I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot pass me,

                               I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot drop me,

                              I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot spin me,

                             I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot throw me.

11. I am not a movie so you cannot watch me,

I am not a movie so I cannot entertain you,

I am not a movie so I cannot make you sad,

I am not a movie so I cannot make you happy,

I am not a movie so you cannot relate your story on me.

12.  I am not your husband so I cannot take care of you,

I am not your husband so you cannot betray me,

I am not your husband so I cannot sustain all your needs,

I am not your husband so you cannot love me,

I am not your husband so I cannot love you back. 

13. I am not your best friend so you cannot lean on  me,

I am not your best friend so I cannot comfort you,

I am not your best friend so you cannot trust me,

I am not your best friend so I cannot listen to you,

I am not your best friend so you cannot scan me.

14.  I am not a notebook so you cannot scratch me,

I am not a notebook so you cannot cut me,

I am not a notebook so you cannot tear me apart,

I am not a notebook so you cannot throw me,

I am not a notebook so you cannot burn me.

15. I am not a Feasibility Study so you cannot conduct a study on me,

I am not a s Feasibility Study so I cannot present an answer to you,

I am not a Feasibility Study so you cannot present me,

I am not a Feasibility Study so I cannot give you information,

I am not a Feasibility Study so you cannot defend me.

16. I am not a motorcycle so you cannot park me,

I am not a motorcycle so you cannot race me,

I am not a motorcycle so you cannot sell me,

I am not a motorcycle so you cannot start me,

I am not a motorcycle so you cannot ride me.

17.  I am not your boyfriend so you cannot hug me,

I am not your boyfriend so you cannot be with me,

I am not your boyfriend so you cannot punch me,

I am not your boyfriend so you cannot slap me,

I am not your boyfriend so you cannot kiss me.

18. I am not a Television so you cannot buy me,

I am not a Television so you cannot turn me on,

I am not a Television so I cannot entertain you,

I am not a Television so you cannot turn me off,

I am not a Television so you cannot switch me. 

19.  I am not a music player so you cannot sing with me,

I am not a music player so I cannot entertain you,

I am not a music player so you cannot louder me,

I am not a music player so I cannot make you grove,

I am not a music player so you cannot tune me.

20. I am not a newspaper so you cannot recycle me,

                          I am not a newspaper so I cannot inform you,

                                     I am not a newspaper so you cannot sell me,

                   I am not a newspaper so I cannot get your attention,

                                   I am not a newspaper so you cannot buy me.

21.  I am not a bullet so I cannot harm you,

I am not a bullet so you cannot use me,

I am not a bullet so I cannot protect you,

I am not a bullet so you cannot use me in practice,

I am not a bullet so I cannot kill you.

22.  I am not a stuff toy so you cannot hug me,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot kiss me,

I am not a stuff toy so I cannot comfort you,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot love me,

I am not a stuff toy so you cannot be with me.

23.  I am not a casino so you cannot go with me,

I am not a casino so I cannot entertain you me,

I am not a casino so you cannot win me,

I am not a casino so you cannot lose me,

I am not a casino so you cannot gamble with me.

24.  I am not a milk so you cannot mix me,

I am not a milk so you cannot drink me,

I am not a milk so you cannot innovate me,

I am not a milk so you cannot taste me,

I am not a milk so you cannot sell me.

25.  I am not a money so you cannot spent me,

I am not a money so you cannot save me,

I am not a money so you cannot exchange me,

I am not a money so you cannot give me to a charity,

I am not a money so you cannot use me.

 

 26. I am not a paper so you cannot write on me,

I am not a paper so you cannot step on me,

I am not a paper so you cannot throw me away,

I am not a paper so you cannot burn me,

I am not a paper so you cannot rip me into pieces.

27.  I am not a mirror so you cannot see your reflection on  me,

I am not a mirror so you cannot break me,

I am not a mirror so you cannot comb in front of me,

I am not a mirror so I cannot reflect your face,

I am not a mirror so I cannot follow you.

28. I am not a criminal so I cannot harm you,

I am not a criminal so you cannot suspected me,

I am not a criminal so I cannot kill you,

I am not a criminal so you cannot judge me,

I am not a criminal so I cannot take you away.

29. I am not a bag so you cannot carry me,

I am not a bag so you cannot put things on me,

I am not a bag so you cannot put me anywhere,

I am not a bag so you cannot open me,

I am not a bag so you cannot close me.

30. I am not a erring so you cannot wear me,

I am not a erring so you cannot sell me,

I am not a erring so you cannot buy me,

I am not a erring so you cannot throw me,

I am not a erring so you cannot steal me. 

Turn-Around Poem

 I used to love rock music, 

but now I prefer pop-rock.

  I used t0 hate my father for abandoning me,

but now I prefer to love him. 

I used to dance valley,

but now I prefer folk dance.

I used to drink liquor trice a week,

but now I prefer twice a week.

I used to watch Eatbulaga,

but now I prefer Showtime.

I used to have long hair,

but now I prefer short hair.

I used to like color white,

but now I prefer black.

I used to use pencil,

but now I prefer pen.

I used to love math subject,

but now I prefer Filipino.

I used to wear round neck shirt,

but now I prefer V-neck.

I used to wear shorts,

but now I prefer jeans.

I used to use tissue paper,

but now I prefer handkerchief.

I used to dye hair,

but now I prefer black hair.

 I used to be a fan of San Antonio Spurs,

but now I prefer Miami Heat.

I used to play stuff toys,

but now I prefer action figures.

I used to be childish,

but now I prefer to be mature.

I used to love gold rings,

but now I prefer silver rings.

I used to run every morning,

but now I prefer walking.

I used to love jogging,

but now I prefer push ups.

I used to watch 24 Oras,

but now I prefer TV Patrol.

I used to be scared of cats,

but now I prefer to be brave.

I used to swim on swimming pool,

but now I prefer on beach.

I used to read novels,

but now I prefer comics.

I used to eat junk foods,

but now I prefer fresh vegetables.

I used to drink soft drinks in can,

but now I prefer on bottles.

 I used to smoke Marlboro,

but now I prefer Fortune.

 I used to want fish to be my pet,

but now I prefer bird.

 I used to grow my mustache,

but now I prefer shaving it.

 I used to use black pen,

but now I prefer blue.

 I used to be attracted to slim girls,

but now I prefer fat girls. 

I used to read notes when there's an exam,

but now I prefer to read every night.

I used to use laptop,

but now I prefer tablet.

 I used to upload pictures on Facebook,

but now I prefer on Instagram.

 I used to surf on computer,

but now I prefer on my phone.

 I used to like you,

but now I prefer to like myself.

 I used to watch cartoons,

but now I prefer anime.

 I used to paint trees,

but now I prefer flowers.

 I used to judge people,

but now I prefer to like them.

 I used to scan dictionary,

but now I prefer to surf on Google.

 I used to listen to radio to get some information,

but now I prefer to watch on Television.

 I used to go fishing,

but now I prefer to buy fish.

 I used to go outside when its raining,

but now I prefer to stay inside of our house.

 I used to buy clothes,

but now I prefer foods.

 I used to pray twice a week,

but now I prefer everyday.

 I used to stay at home,

but now I prefer to work.

 I used to like Philosophy.

but now I prefer Psychology.

 I used to compose poems,

but now I prefer songs.

 I used to copy the assignments of others,

but now I prefer to make my own.

 I used to drink lemonade,

but now I prefer ice tea.

 I used to eat chocolate sundae,

but now I prefer caramel.