1. I am not a phone so you cannot use me,
I am
not a phone so you cannot hung me up,
I am
not a phone so I cannot entertain you,
I am
not a phone so I cannot answer you,
I am
not a phone so you cannot throw me.
2. I
am not a disease so you cannot cure me,
I am
not a disease so you cannot harm on me,
I am
not a disease so I cannot frighten you,
I am
not a disease so you cannot fight on me,
I am
not a disease so I cannot lose your hope.
3. I am not a slipper so you cannot wear me,
I am not a slipper so you cannot step on me,
I am
not a slipper so I cannot take you,
I am
not a slipper so you cannot use me,
I
am not a slipper so you cannot throw me.
4. I am not a knife so I cannot slice you,
I am not a knife so I cannot cut you into
pieces,
I
am not a knife so you cannot use me as a weapon,
I
am not a knife so you cannot sell me,
I
am not a knife so you cannot pile me.
5. I am not a farm manager so I cannot
define your problem,
I am
not a farm manager so I cannot analyze your problem,
I
am not a farm manager so I cannot develop alternative solution to your problem,
I am
not a farm manager so I cannot decide the best solution to your problem,
I
am not a farm manager so I cannot implement the solution into action to your
problem.
6. I am not a Facebook so you cannot add me,
I am
not a Facebook so I cannot accept you,
I am
not a Facebook so you cannot design me,
I am
not a Facebook so I cannot update you,
I am
not a Facebook so you cannot locate me.
7. I am not a math so you cannot solve me,
I am
not a math so you cannot analyze me,
I am
not a math so I cannot give you any problem,
I am
not a math so you cannot calculate me,
I am
not a math so you cannot add me.
8. I
am not a gift so you cannot give me to others,
I am
not a gift so you cannot rap me,
I am
not a gift so you cannot use me as a present,
I am
not a gift so I cannot accept,
I am
not a gift so I cannot reject you.
9. I am not a radio so I cannot entertain
you,
I am
not a radio so you cannot turn me on,
I am
not a radio so I cannot listen to you,
I am
not a radio so you cannot sing with me,
I am
not a radio so you cannot turn me off.
10. I am not a Ping-Pong ball so you hit me ,
I am
not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot pass me,
I am
not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot drop me,
I am
not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot spin me,
I am
not a Ping-Pong ball so you cannot throw me.
11. I am not a movie so you cannot watch me,
I am
not a movie so I cannot entertain you,
I am
not a movie so I cannot make you sad,
I am
not a movie so I cannot make you happy,
I am
not a movie so you cannot relate your story on me.
12. I am not your husband so I cannot take
care of you,
I am
not your husband so you cannot betray me,
I am
not your husband so I cannot sustain all your needs,
I am
not your husband so you cannot love me,
I am
not your husband so I cannot love you back.
13. I
am not your best friend so you cannot lean on me,
I am
not your best friend so I cannot comfort you,
I am
not your best friend so you cannot trust me,
I am
not your best friend so I cannot listen to you,
I am
not your best friend so you cannot scan me.
14. I am not a notebook so you cannot scratch me,
I am
not a notebook so you cannot cut me,
I am
not a notebook so you cannot tear me apart,
I am
not a notebook so you cannot throw me,
I am
not a notebook so you cannot burn me.
15. I
am not a Feasibility Study so you cannot conduct a study on me,
I am
not a s Feasibility Study so I cannot present an answer to you,
I am
not a Feasibility Study so you cannot present me,
I am
not a Feasibility Study so I cannot give you information,
I am
not a Feasibility Study so you cannot defend me.
16. I
am not a motorcycle so you cannot park me,
I am
not a motorcycle so you cannot race me,
I am
not a motorcycle so you cannot sell me,
I am
not a motorcycle so you cannot start me,
I am
not a motorcycle so you cannot ride me.
17. I
am not your boyfriend so you cannot hug me,
I am
not your boyfriend so you cannot be with me,
I am
not your boyfriend so you cannot punch me,
I am
not your boyfriend so you cannot slap me,
I am
not your boyfriend so you cannot kiss me.
18. I
am not a Television so you cannot buy me,
I am
not a Television so you cannot turn me on,
I am
not a Television so I cannot entertain you,
I am
not a Television so you cannot turn me off,
I am
not a Television so you cannot switch me.
19. I
am not a music player so you cannot sing with me,
I am
not a music player so I cannot entertain you,
I am
not a music player so you cannot louder me,
I am
not a music player so I cannot make you grove,
I am
not a music player so you cannot tune me.
20. I
am not a newspaper so you cannot recycle me,
I am
not a newspaper so I cannot inform you,
I am
not a newspaper so you cannot sell me,
I am
not a newspaper so I cannot get your attention,
I am
not a newspaper so you cannot buy me.
21. I
am not a bullet so I cannot harm you,
I am
not a bullet so you cannot use me,
I am
not a bullet so I cannot protect you,
I am
not a bullet so you cannot use me in practice,
I am
not a bullet so I cannot kill you.
22. I
am not a stuff toy so you cannot hug me,
I am
not a stuff toy so you cannot kiss me,
I am
not a stuff toy so I cannot comfort you,
I am
not a stuff toy so you cannot love me,
I am
not a stuff toy so you cannot be with me.
23. I
am not a casino so you cannot go with me,
I am
not a casino so I cannot entertain you me,
I am
not a casino so you cannot win me,
I am
not a casino so you cannot lose me,
I am
not a casino so you cannot gamble with me.
24. I
am not a milk so you cannot mix me,
I am
not a milk so you cannot drink me,
I am
not a milk so you cannot innovate me,
I am
not a milk so you cannot taste me,
I am
not a milk so you cannot sell me.
25. I
am not a money so you cannot spent me,
I am
not a money so you cannot save me,
I am
not a money so you cannot exchange me,
I am
not a money so you cannot give me to a charity,
I am
not a money so you cannot use me.
26. I
am not a paper so you cannot write on me,
I am
not a paper so you cannot step on me,
I am
not a paper so you cannot throw me away,
I am
not a paper so you cannot burn me,
I am
not a paper so you cannot rip me into pieces.
27. I
am not a mirror so you cannot see your reflection on me,
I am
not a mirror so you cannot break me,
I am
not a mirror so you cannot comb in front of me,
I am
not a mirror so I cannot reflect your face,
I am not
a mirror so I cannot follow you.
28. I
am not a criminal so I cannot harm you,
I am
not a criminal so you cannot suspected me,
I am
not a criminal so I cannot kill you,
I am
not a criminal so you cannot judge me,
I am
not a criminal so I cannot take you away.
29. I
am not a bag so you cannot carry me,
I am
not a bag so you cannot put things on me,
I am
not a bag so you cannot put me anywhere,
I am
not a bag so you cannot open me,
I am
not a bag so you cannot close me.
30. I
am not a erring so you cannot wear me,
I am
not a erring so you cannot sell me,
I am
not a erring so you cannot buy me,
I am
not a erring so you cannot throw me,
I am
not a erring so you cannot steal me.